Tactics: Episode 10

Disclaimer: Severe sleep deprivation is the main cause for excessive outburst and inappropriate behavior.

After nine consecutive episodes of stand-alone releases the writers decide to present a two-parter. While the mini-arc by no means significantly advanced the storyline nor character development, enormous enjoyment can be derived by simply following Kantarou&co’s adventures. But even with the variety of deliciously funny scenes, the highlight of my day comes from the cliffhanger.

me (upon viewing the episode): Holy mother of god!! What in the [bleep] world is [bleep] going on here? Those twins didn’t even reached puberty. That is SO [bleep] wrong.

That monologue lasted for about a couple of minutes until I finally settled down. Inevitably, the calming process triggered a barrage of scenarios running through my mind. This eventually led me uncontrollable laughter. (Yes, I’m crazy.)

Here’s my interpretation of the succeeding events (in an alternate universe).

Haruka would probably be somewhat nice about declining the offer.

Haruka (to Miyabi): I am deeply sorry but cannot return your affection for I belong to… *thinks of his master and blushes*

And then, Kantarou, being as he is, would approach the matter differently.

Kantarou (to Mai): Eww…it’s a girl! It’s a girl. Get away from me, you harlot. Are you blind? Or do I have to spell it out for you? Haven’t you notice that I can only DO it have eyes only for Haruka? Get off me, you idiot.

Okay, so I did not captured their personalities but at least that’s how I picture it. But then, it goes to show that my repressed inner fangirl in imagination overdrive. Oh, no. Is this the effect of watching one episode too many of PoT and KKM? I am so screwed.