I’ve gone bonkers

Lately, I’ve been handling rather massive dosage of carcinogenic products that I sometimes wonder if these substances have managed to surreptitiously seep through my JCAHO-approved protective gear. I figure, a small amount can trigger mutation. Plus, I had the misfortune to sample a radioactive angel cake last night. For all I know, extra limbs are about to sprout from my back. But then again, the combination of those carcinogens and the radioactive cake might be ingredients for developing super-powers. Yes, from a lowly anime blogger to an ass-kicking super anime blogger. Of course, I’d insist on a morphing process that would be the envy of any mahou shojo transformation sequence. Needless to say, appropriate sound effects, tag lines, and costume shall be selected.

Hmmm. Now, that I think about it, I wonder what power should I possess. Nope, none of those wimpy wand-bearing archetype (although I demand a transformation sequence). I think I shall enjoy having a devil’s fruit power, preferably Ace’s, in addition to a masterful use of the katana. A sword-wielding pyromaniac… Not bad, at all.

Since I’ve shamelessly indulged in depicting a child-like (perhaps childish) fantasy, I’d be delighted to hear other people’s. Hah, only to say, I’m not the only one who’s nuts.

Disclaimer: The blogger profusely apologizes for the absurdity of the entry. One can only blame the abnormalities induced by a night of spirits binging which caused a slight case of headache, sensitivity to light, aversion to solid food, and occasional waves of nausea. In addition to the said effects, the blogger naively consumed large quantities of caffeinated liquids which brought about erratic heart palpitations. The entry was written in order to take the mind of the pitiful state. :p