Gakuen Heaven: Episode 09
The MVP battle begins.
The initial task of the competition: Find a steel flower amidst the deep ocean. Keita completes the first hurdle but not before encountering annoying traps, a few incompetent pseudo-assassins, and a suspicion on his lovah.
The Vice Chairman, His Fugliness, tampers with the game via his masked minions called the fuglies. He sends them down to do the dirty work. During this first stage, Keita finds himself knocked down by a pair of fuglies in poorly fitted wannabe ninja outfit. Unspeakable debauchery was about to commence, but the gorgeousness of justice duo comes to the rescue. Before the student leaders make their dramatic you-don’t-need-to-know-we-were-here exit, they hover slightly over the unconscious-but-prettified Keita. I swear, the glints on their eyes tell the audience, “I so wanna boink him.” And I say, why not? Hee.
Keita wakes up to find Kazuki on his side. With his suspicion still fresh on his mind, he acts cold toward Kazuki. As he mulls over his jealous thoughts, he encounters a Eureka moment. He solves the steel flower puzzle.
The partners celebrate a brief moment of rejoicing. However, Keita remembers a seeming betrayal and confronts Kazuki. The response: The usual “please trust me” bit. It would have been a letdown but… Kazuki grabs his beloved Keita from behind and embraces him warmly. Turn on the romance, right? Unfortunately, Keita stubbornly insists he is straight even when he out-feys everyone in Gakuen Academy. So he walks away.
Say what you will about Gakuen Heaven, but I sure enjoy the cheesy goodness.
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